PinkWhiskeyMuffin
The kid can watch.

About PinkWhiskeyMuffin

Biography:

Where am I? And who put these clothes on me?

Location:

way back up in the woods among the evergreens

Interests:

Jimi Hendrix, Billy Joel

Occupation:

Aspiring Self-employed landscaper (mexican, basically)

Xbox Live Gamertag:

StarfighterHobo

About my Fursonna

My Species:

Dirty hippie

My Fursonna Described:

One day in August 1969, three young gentlemen were on their way to Woodstock. One Phil, One Jimm, and the other Easy bake (he couldn't remember his real name). By the time they had gotten there, they had eaten all of the brownies that Easybake made (partially created from a certain illegal substance) so they didn't know how to get out of their minivan. And for the next week Easy bake and the others grew very hungry. One morning Jimm's head looked like a rather delicious sandwich to Easy bake and he decided to help himself to his rather delectable-looking friend. At one point Phil woke up to see the horror of Easy bake devouring his friends brains. Terrified, Easy bake strangled Phil and, after awhile, decided to eat him too. The next day he remembered how to open the van door (much to his despair, woodstock had ended). And since then Easy bake was known as EASY BAKE; THE CANNIBAL HIPPIE

My Homeworld:

Earth