Are you of the female variety? Do you have a sister, wife, girlfriend or regular friend who is of the above catagory? If so, Slice needs you!!!
Several female parts are needed in the up-and-coming Uplink Lambada section of our beloved XAP podcast, and I need voice actors pronto! The lines aren't hard, and there aren't many, but they do need to be genuinly female. I've tried pretending. It did not go well.

So if anyone knows any women who would be happy to lend a voice, please contact me in... any way before about the 12th or so of this month. That is, December

Thanks a lot,
Your beloved Director,
Slice